BERKS!#

Big thanks to http://berks.jmillerdesign.com/#!/translate for the translation logic. This is simply the same thing, but in node form.

Install:

npm install berks

Use it like so:

var berks = require('berks');
var translation = ermahgerd.translate("Goosebumps! My favorite books!");
console.log(translation); // 'GERSBERMS! MAH FRAVRIT BERKS!'