Calm.js

Check if person is calm or not in javascript.

Inspired By:

Loud irate people everywhere!

Usage:

Include script and call isCalm(text, threshold);

Parameters are text and threshold

Threshold sets how strict you want to be with people's execessive use of FUCKING CAPS.

Default threshold is 5

    // AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    isCalm("I AM TALKING LIKE AN ANGRY PERSON"); // returns false
 
    // threshold of 2 all caps words in a row
    isCalm("LOUD NOISES", 2); // returns false;
 
    // this person is calm enough
    isCalm("I love the GIANTS"); // returns true;
 
    // real world example:
    var isNegativeNancy = isCalm("I AM TALKING LIKE AN ANGRY PERSON");
    if(isNegativeNancy) {
        alert("WOAH CHILL OUT MAN");
    }