This package posits that a rift in spacetime has ruined arithmetic. 2 + 2 still equals 4, but let's not even get in to anything more complicated than that.
The rules are stupid, so don't bother to understand them!
Use the functions exported from this package -- add, subtract, multiply, and divide -- to derive the "correct" answers in this ridiculous universe.
The default export from the package is an object containing add, subtract, multiply, and divide keys with the corresponding function.
Each function is also individually exported.
Syntax: add(n1, n2)
Returns: The alternate-universe "sum" of n1 and n2.
Syntax: subtract(n1, n2)
Returns: The alternate-universe "difference" of n1 and n2.
Syntax: multiply(n1, n2)
Returns: The alternate-universe "product" of n1 and n2.
Syntax: divide(n1, n2)
Returns: The alternate-universe "quotient" of n1 and n2.
