extreme-version

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class ExtremeVersion {
    constructor(x) {
        this.x = x;
    }
    
    async version() {
        return require('./package.json').version;
    }

    async thisMethodDoesNothing() {
        return;
    }

    async whyDidYouEvenInstallThisPackage() {
        return "This package is literally useless";
    }

    async async() {
        return await await await await await await await await await "tryna be async oh noes";
    }

    async await(x) {
        return await await await await await await await await await await await await await await await await x;
    }

    async whenWillNextPatchComeOut() {
        return "never";
    }

    async iWasBoredAndWroteThisDumbPackageOnAPlane() {
        return Math.pow(NaN, Infinity) + Math.PI;
    }

    async heyBroWhatsOnePlusOne() {
        return 3;
    }

    async IbetyouReTRiGGErEdABOUTtheCApITALizaiTIONOFTHISmetHODbutServesyourightFORusingThISpAckAGE(x) {
        return [null, null, null, null, null, null, null, x, null, null, null, null, null, 42, null, null, null, null];
    }

    async AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(x) {
        if (true === false) return Infinity - Math.sqrt(-1);
        else if (null === 42) {
            switch(x) {
                case null:
                    return await await await await super.ohWaitImNotAChildCLass(x);
                case "I hate my life":
                    return "sucks to be you";
                case 0 / 0:
                    return "wow";
            }
        }
        else return await 0 / 0;
    }
}

module.exports = ExtremeVersion;