This module can help you decide whether two numbers are equal, in a profoundly distressing way.
See https://twitter.com/flibitijibibo/status/1037011978600898560 for context.
npm install is-ethan --save
Import it, call it, and think about your life.
import isEqual from 'is-ethan'
isEqual(5, 5)
// true
isEqual(30000, 4)
// false