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bullshit-detector

Leverage our next-generation, no AI-powered, no cloud-native solution to revolutionize your content strategy and drive synergistic outcomes across your entire ecosystem.

🚀 Blazingly Fast. Infinitely Scalable. Paradigm-Shifting.

bullshit-detector is a game-changing platform that empowers you to seamlessly identify and tackle mission-critical jargon, enabling a frictionless transition to clear, impactful communication.

🚀 Get Started

npm install bullshit-detector

and then

const result = detect({
  text: "blazingly fast top notch detector for fast paced environment workers",
});

// {
//   detected: [
//     { phrase: 'fast paced', index: 38 },
//     { phrase: 'blazingly fast', index: 0 },
//     { phrase: 'top notch', index: 15 }
//   ],
//   percentage: 0.4852941176470588,
//   count: 3
// }

you can also customize

{
  text: string; // required, the text to analyze
  ignorePhrases? : string[]; // optional, list of phrases to ignore
  throwAtCountOrAbove? : number; // optional, number of jargon words to throw exception
  throwOverPercentage? : number; // optional, percentage of jargon words in text to throw exception
}

🔍 Cutting-Edge Features

  • Hyper-Optimized Algorithm: Our proprietary, non-quantum-inspired NLP engine delivers unparalleled accuracy at light speed.
  • AI-Driven Insights: Harness the power of machine learning to unlock game-changing actionable intelligence from your content.
  • Seamless Integration: Our future-proof API effortlessly plugs into your existing tech stack for a turnkey solution.

💡 Empower Your Workflow

Transform your ideation-to-execution pipeline with our disruptive library offering:

  1. Identify: Leverage our proprietary algorithms to surface hidden jargon.
  2. Analyze: Gain 360-degree visibility into your content's buzzword saturation.
  3. Optimize: Streamline your messaging for maximum impact and engagement.
  4. Synergize: Align your communication strategy across all touchpoints.

🌟 Unparalleled Results

Join the ranks of thought leaders and industry titans who have never achieved:

  • 500% increase in content clarity
  • 10x boost in audience engagement
  • 99.9% reduction in eye-rolls per paragraph

🔮 The Future of Communication is Here

Don't just adapt to the future – create it. With bullshit-detector, you're not just staying ahead of the curve; you're redefining the playing field.

Ready to catalyze your communication revolution? Let's ideate on your unique value proposition and craft a bespoke solution that will disrupt your industry's status quo.

Embrace the paradigm shift. Unleash the power of clarity. Become a communication unicorn.

"60% of the time, it works every time." - Anchorman


Disclaimer: This README is a satire and intentionally filled with jargon to demonstrate the purpose of the bullshit-detector library. In real-world applications, clear and concise communication is always preferred ;)

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