Node.js module that gives you a list of epigrams on programming from Alan J. Perlis.
Use:
var epigrams = require('epigrams-on-programming');
var epigramOfTheDay = epigrams[Math.floor(Math.random()*epigrams.length)];
console.log(epigramOfTheDay);
Epigrams taken from http://pu.inf.uni-tuebingen.de/users/klaeren/epigrams.html.