Version: 1.0.0
Tagline: Because sometimes, you just need... nothing.
Introducing GiveMeNull, the one and only NPM package that does exactly what it says: gives you null
. No bells, no whistles, just pure, unadulterated, disappointment!
Do you ever feel like your code is doing too much? Overachieving? Solve that problem by integrating GiveMeNull into your projects, where the only result you'll get is... absolutely nothing!
npm install give-me-null-ai
That's right! Install it at your own risk. Once installed, you're one step closer to adding complete uselessness to your codebase. 🎯
Here's how you can take advantage of GiveMeNull in your project:
const giveMeNull = require('give-me-null-ai');
const result = giveMeNull();
console.log(result); // Guess what? It's null!
- When someone asks for a quick solution — give them null.
- When your boss demands a "working feature" — surprise them with null.
- When you want to troll your coworkers with meaningless output — say hello to null.
- When you need absolute clarity in life — turn to null.
Once you use this package, you may experience:
- Extreme levels of confusion.
- A profound sense of purpose (or the lack thereof).
- Coworkers silently questioning your sanity.
Disclaimer: This package will NOT solve any of your real coding problems. But if you want something that breaks expectations, this is your best bet!
- It's 100% efficient — returns null every single time!
- No hidden surprises or sneaky bugs. Just pure null.
- Perfect for testing your error handling skills! 😎
Happy pranking! 🎉
(P.S. Don't take this too seriously. Or, maybe do. It's up to you. 🤷♂️)