paranoiapoodle

intelligent, alert, and active (the stupid irc bot)

Forwards UDP messages to IRC

Installation

npm install -g paranoiapoodle
$EDITOR /opt/local/etc/paranoiapoodle.json # see configuration for an example
svccfg import /opt/local/lib/node_modules/paranoiapoodle/manifest.xml

Configuration

Example:

{
	"server": "irc.xchannel.org",
	"nick": "paranoiapoodle",
	"channel": "#xchannel",
	"listen": "::1",
	"port": "42424"
}

Send munin alerts to irc via paranoiapoodle

Create /opt/local/etc/munin/munin-conf.d/paranoiapoodle.conf:

contact.paranoiapoodle.command nc -u -w 1 ::1 42424
contact.paranoiapoodle.always_send warning critical
contact.paranoiapoodle.text \
${loop< >:wfields [WARN] ${var:host} ${var:graph_title} ${var:label} (${var:value}/${var:wrange}) }\n\
${loop< >:cfields [CRIT] ${var:host} ${var:graph_title} ${var:label} (${var:value}/${var:crange}) }\n