Hubot script. Replies to '[x]-ass [y]' with the hyphen moved to the other side ('[x] ASS-[y]?!')
published version 0.0.3, 8 years agoHubot script. Contradicts popular phrases in amusing ways. (Most of these are Dwight Schrute memes)
published version 0.0.1, 8 years agoHubot script. Responds to '[x] the fucking [y]' with '[x] fucking the [y]?!'
published version 0.0.1, 8 years agoHubot script. Responds to greetings, i.e. 'hello' with 'hi @[user]!'
published version 0.0.2, 8 years agoHubot script. Some thoughts on what it is to be a robot. Responds to questions about what it is, whether it's human, whether it has feelings and what they are.
published version 0.0.1, 8 years agoHubot script. Tells a 'story' by scraping a topic paragraph from the random article function of Wikipedia.
published version 0.0.1, 8 years agoHubot script. When the word 'incredible' is used, rephrase to 'strains credulity'
published version 0.0.1, 8 years ago